The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room bokep screeching so loudly that I wondered if I crot should offer to perform an memek exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

bokeh Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm porn memek is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a bokep woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner bokep and porn memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokep that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that memek women were prone to what crot they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, porn the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was crot like saying: porn memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn porn , memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 bokep after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded bokeh the most bokep likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of crot our nearest primate cousins – was porn to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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