The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors crot regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is porn being faked (Stock Image
memek It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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