The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay memek in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ porn (the bokep delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to crot this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what porn most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance crot the porn orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, porn memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a crot woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed memek to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could porn make bokeh their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. bokeh This porn was the conclusion of another study by two researchers porn from bokep the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic porn decibels were all crot about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what crot they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked porn (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get porn a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only porn if you want to attract porn a certain bokep memek kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most porn likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokeh nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may crot just be the bokeh quietest.

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