The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memek memory of a stay in bokeh Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a memek woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled crot her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. memek In other words, bokep you can’t memek measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly crot confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their bokep energy for crot other tasks in hand. crot This was the conclusion of another study bokep by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep bokep being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokeh familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be bokep doing. crot ‘
Well, porn only if you want to bokeh attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the memek need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
Paris
