The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokep I’ve long bokep been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night memek crot by a bokeh memek woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this bokep new study from the bokeh ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking orgasms. It was crot generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d crot explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ porn in order to encourage their partners over bokep the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena bokeh is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But porn if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the porn best sex may just be bokeh the quietest.

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