The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled bokep her eyes bokeh and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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